| Against the Pirates |
| Insults | Comeback |
| This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! | And I´ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? |
| Soon you´ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! | First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. |
| My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! | So you got that job as janitor, after all. |
| People fall at my feet when they see me coming. | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. | He must have taught you everything you know. |
| You make me want to puke. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| Nobody´s ever drawn blood from me and no body ever will. | You run THAT fast? |
| You fight like a dairy farmer. | How appropriate. You fight like a cow. |
| I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! | I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose. |
| Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? | Why, did you want to borrow one? |
| I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak. | Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| You´r no match for my brains, you poor fool. | I´d be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| You have the manners of a begger. | I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me. |
| I´m not going to take your insolence sitting down! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? |
| There are no words for how disgusting you are. | Yes there are. You just never learned them. |
| I´ve spoken with apes more polite then you. | I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion. |
| Against the Sword Master |
| Insults | Comeback |
| I´ve got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. | And I´ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? |
| My tonge is sharper then any sword. | First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. |
| My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! | So you got that job as a janitor, after all. |
| My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| Only once have I met such a coward! | He must have taught you everything you know. |
| If your brother´s like you, better to marry a pig. | You make me think somebody already has. |
| No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. | You run THAT fast? |
| I will milk every drop of blood from your body! | How appropriate. You fight like a cow. |
| My last fight ended with my hands coverd with blood. | I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose. |
| I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. | Why, did you want to borrow one? |
| My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! | Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| I´ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! | I´d be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| Every word you say to me is stupid. | I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me. |
| You are a pain in the backside, sir! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? |
| There are no clever moves that can help you now. | Yes there are. You just never learned them. |
| Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. | I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion. |
| I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
