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Against the Pirates
InsultsComeback
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!And I´ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Soon you´ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! So you got that job as janitor, after all.
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.He must have taught you everything you know.
You make me want to puke.You make me think somebody already did.
Nobody´s ever drawn blood from me and no body ever will.You run THAT fast?
You fight like a dairy farmer.How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?Why, did you want to borrow one?
I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all.
You´r no match for my brains, you poor fool.I´d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
You have the manners of a begger.I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.
I´m not going to take your insolence sitting down!Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
There are no words for how disgusting you are.Yes there are. You just never learned them.
I´ve spoken with apes more polite then you.I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Against the Sword Master
InsultsComeback
I´ve got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.And I´ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
My tonge is sharper then any sword.First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Only once have I met such a coward!He must have taught you everything you know.
If your brother´s like you, better to marry a pig.You make me think somebody already has.
No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.You run THAT fast?
I will milk every drop of blood from your body!How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
My last fight ended with my hands coverd with blood.I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.Why, did you want to borrow one?
My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all.
I´ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!I´d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Every word you say to me is stupid.I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.
You are a pain in the backside, sir!Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
There are no clever moves that can help you now.Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.Even BEFORE they smell your breath?