So, first… Retro Gamer sat down with Mike Stemmle and Sean Clark to talk Escape from Monkey Island. The story isn’t stuffed with new information, but is more than worth the $4.29 price of admission. (That’s for the digital version – $16.49 for the print edition might be pushing it.) Grab it from Magazines Direct.

Elsewhere, a dedicated person wrote an article called “The science of Monkey Island: can grog actually dissolve a metal mug that fast?” You can also download a PDF – very scholarly – and to give you an idea of what to expect…

Takes me back to high school, where I barely passed science.

Finally, you probably already know that the official Thimbleweed Park podcast has recommenced. For your convenience, we’ve added it to our equally-ish official TWP2 resource page. That’s just how we roll.

God help us all, but at this point it’s not out of the question that we’ll be around in 2056. We’ll see you again in thirty years.

I'm not really sure how to approach something like this. I've released a Monkey creation 5 years in the making today, so I figured I should probably reach out and let you guys know, in case it's of interest :)

It's a remaster of EMI - all backgrounds, effects, textures, and cutscenes, running directly in the game. Reddit being Reddit has flagged the post for spam, so I'm not sure if it'll ever be visible on there.

Have a look at this video for more:

The aforementioned Reddit thread is, in fact, alive, so read it for instructions – the GOG version of EMI is in all likelihood required. And note the shoutout to our very own Benzo, whose TSB admin account is still active, meaning he is still in servitude. Your service is appreciated. ;-*

… and there are five more to pick from.

Elsewhere, if you’re interested in learning the story behind the 30th Anniversary Guybrush figurine, here’s your chance.

Over on the sosh, old SCUMM Bar forumer, Trapezoid, has done some EGA palette hacking for The Secret of Monkey Island.

Finally, the Ronmeister himself sat down with Cressup to chat Thimbleweed Park 2 – he briefly touches upon doing another Monkey Island, though that sounds like it’d be way out in time.

Speaking of Mojo, this is where I should mention that these sections were supposed to appear on the nascent MojoDB, but, yada yada yada, for the time being, they are reduced to the lowly SCUMM Bar. Realistically, Thimbleweed Park 2 might release before MojoDB’s codebase is where it needs to be.

So, three sections, right here, all about Thimbleweed Park, presented in the Bar’s patented early-aughts veneer.

The good news is that we just started production on Thimbleweed Park 2, due out in early 2028.

We will self-publish with the help of a private investor.

Mark Ferrari, Gary Winnick, David Fox, Octavi Navarro, Robert Megone, and others from the original team will be back!

Boom! Stay tuned for more here at the Bar, your Thimbleweed Park just-left-of-central!

As this is our thirtieth anniversary, we have, against our better judgment, decided to do it one more time: Behold the July 1997 edition of PC Gamer, which featured The Curse of Monkey Island on the cover.

Want something slightly more modern? Read about Mire Island or check out the O.G. Cogg Island location. We’ve added a bunch of new trivia, too, so check out The Trivia Browser for more.

I mean, sure, I just threw this together to have a browser-based Monkey Island jukebox, which may or may not benefit you, too. 700+ random tracks, without going to the ’tube or whatever. As a bonus, you’ll also get our latest news, as well as any breaking announcements. (Look forward to Monkey Island 7, sometime around 2031.)

Grab it if you wish: Firefox or Chrome.

First, if you haven’t checked out The Secret of Monkey Island’s SEGA Mega-CD Manual, you should give it a gander. Slotting in LeChuck from Monkey Island 2 was a bold move.

It reminds me of the Technopolis scans that keep going viral these past few months…

Tecnopolis Secret of Monkey Island Review

An FM Towns review of The Secret of Monkey Island starts on page twenty. It received a healthy four out of (presumably?) five. Source: Archive.org.
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And, let’s just end it with some poop humor…

Chinese Monkey Island 2 Walkthrough

Apparently, it (more or less) says: “To create a voodoo doll, you must collect the ghost captain's clothes, wig, and human bones, as well as... what you're producing is a secretion—not waste!” The comic was, obviously, a light-hearted illustration to accompany the walkthrough. The magazine is “致體世界,” which – again, apparently – translates to something like “The Body World” or “To Body Worlds.”
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That’s all I got today, what do you want from me? Oh, and thanks to LucasTones for the scans!

But enough doom and gloom! Let’s take a dive into nostalgia and see what the world looked like then.

First, “The Revelation.” Up until the end of Return to Monkey Island, many refused to believe the ending of Monkey Island 2 was exactly what it presented itself as. Which, hey, whatever, but as early as 2002, #monkey-island member, Ralgath, summed up what it all – ending and secret – “meant”:

It has aged remarkably well and has been restored with higher-quality images.

Let’s toss in another article for good measure. In 2005, Gabez attended a Ron Gilbert meetup, which resulted in a feature called “Gilbofest ’05.” An excerpt:

But before I could get my bearings Rusalka – known to many of you as Yufster – started shouting across the pub at me. “Do you know where I got THIS?”, she screamed, waving a small teddy bear around. I said I didn’t know. “Do you KNOW!?” she repeated. I said I didn’t know again. I was already getting a headache and was beginning to regret coming. “I didn’t get it in IRELAND” she says, nodding her head from side to side like a jack in the box. “I got it free with my SOCKS. Do you wear SOCKS?” I muttered something about having bad feet and sat down in the corner of the room with my back to the window. I figured that if there was a fire then I could just smash my way to safety leaving the others to enjoy Richard Neville’s fate. Maybe they’d return to haunt the toilets.

Moving right along…

We’ve resurrected the giant Mrs. Brinestoop link section for those who really want to party like it’s 2002. More than two hundred links – all going straight to archive.org, so who knows how many will work. Read all the appropriate disclaimers in the new link section for more on that. Worst comes to worst, we at least got an archive of a bunch of weird site names.

Finally, thescummbar.com lives again! Longtime visitors may remember that a 2002 snafu led to us losing our domain name to a squatter. That is why you’re reading this on scummbar.com. Twenty-four years later, and we finally got it back – turns out the squatter’s outrageous asking price didn’t get any takers. By my calculations, they would have had to pay around $360 through the years, so I hope it was worth it. What a butt.