The Sea Monkey Diary

Captain's log, March 10th.
First mate Toothrot and I have been searching for Monkey Island for over a month with no success. The directions we purchased on Melee proved to be a recipe, not a map as we had believed.

Captain's log, March 12th.
I wish Toothrot would take a bath.

Captain's log, March 17th.
I wish Toothrot would stop snoring.

Captain's log, March 23rd.
Toothrot is really starting to get on my nerves. I figure it's only a matter of time before we come to blows.

Captain's log, April 2nd.
As a gesture to restore our friendship, Toothrot offered to fix dinner tonight.

Captain's log, April 3rd.
I don't know how we did it, but we've arrived at Monkey Island. Both Toothrot and I passed out from the soup he fixed last night, when we awoke, Monkey Island was sitting off the bow.

Captain's log, April 4th.
Toothrot and I and filled the rowboat with supplies and are ready to set out to Monkey Island. We are both excited at
the prospect of being the first civilized people to learn the Secret of Monkey Island.

Captain's log, April 5th.
We had to turn around and return to the ship. Toothrot forgot to go to the bathroom before we left. We'll set out again tomorrow.