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In the scene where Guybrush and Wally are hanging over the pit of acid. LeChuck: "Any more questions?" Guybrush: "Where do babies come from?" - Suggested by Elmo Guybrush: "It's a great day for spitting!" - Suggested by Stuart Sampson (Notorous Pirate) Guybrush (to LeChuck): Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I can throw Manhattan. - Suggested by Michael Bach Wally: I'm a cartographer. Guybrush: You do open heart surgery? In here? - Suggested by Daniel Robertson From the tomb in Monkey Island 2 'Aaaaarrghh!' - Suggested by PezZ of Team Hamster Guybrush: I'm on a whole new adventure. Pirate: Growing a mustache? Guybrush: No, Bigger than That Pirate: A beard?!? - Suggested by Evan Fink (while sitting round the campfire with Bart and Guybrush): "I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb, than a scab on a pirate, And if you'll listen to me gab, I'll tell you why I admire it. Oh, the people aren't too friendly And the weather's not the best, The lodging's too expensive, and Largo was quite a pest. But the thing I like about Scabb Is what it hasn't got. No mayor or police force And no jail in which to rot." - Suggested by Lorraine Dallmeier From when Guybrush reads the tombstones in the cemetary: "Marco Largo LaGrande, Hell on sea or on land The Good news: He's dead The Bad news: He's bred" - Suggested by Lorraine Dallmeier Guybrush: "Why do men have nipples?" - Suggested by Andrew Raistrick How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - Suggested by Thomas Kristian Roesen A whole bucket of mud, and it's mine, all mine! - Suggested by Carl Brasic (When Guybrush is hanging over the acid pit) Guybrush: Where do babies come from? Lechuck: In your case the orphanage - Suggested by Tiago Cruz is ^{Locke}^ When hanging over the pit of acid on monkey island 2 Guybrush: will you scratch my nose? Wally: sure if you kiss my a** - Suggested by Mark O'Connor Famous Pirate Quotations "Violets are blue Roses are red we're coming aboard so prepare to eat lead." - Suggested by Dave Welte (Captain Dread) Guybrush (on the fishing dock): Where'd you get that other pipe? - Suggested by Patrick From Wallys place when Guybrush looks at his bed. "Reminds me of a dollhouse I once had... I mean my SISTER once had." - Suggested by Randy Burkett II Stan in Monkey 2: "Thank god this is the deluxe model" - Suggested by elberon In Both Monkey Island games, "You look like a flooring inspector to me," - Suggested by elberon In Monkey Island 2: MEN OF LOW MORAL FIBER: "No, it sounds like necrophobia... it`s more like..." GUYBRUSH: "Sounds like a crock of monkey snot to me." MEN OF LOW MORAL FIBER: "No, it's the opposite of acrophobia..." GUYBRUSH: "Sounds more like WORKAPHOBIA to me." - Suggested by Troels Pleimert Referring to LeChuck: Wally: What do you think he'll do to me? Guybrush: An ottoman springs to mind - Suggested by Jason Threepwood [also Remi's current favorite] Largo, after putting Lechuck's beard in his pants. Man, it IS alive! - Suggested by T.J. Jennings Guybrush and the man behind the alley door in Monkey2 The big guy behind the door: If this is five, and this is two, what's this? Guybrush: Your hand? - Suggested by Nick Tortorelli Guybrush Threepwood: "Hello, I'm selling these fine pink dresses." - Suggested by Dan J. Vice Guybrush & Wally hanging over the acid pit in Lechuck's lair. Guybrush: I love you man. Wally: Let's keep our heads shall we. - Suggested by Joe Guybrush and the man behind the alley door in Monkey2. The big guy behind the door: If this is five, and this is two, what's this? Guybrush: Your hand? - Suggested by Nick Tortorelli Herman Toothrot in Monkey 2 "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?" The correct answer is: "all colors" - Suggested by Vanessa Spitting contest man It's a great day for spitting!!! - Suggested by Nathan Sanfilippo Guybrush is Both Games. I can hold my breath for ten minutes! - Suggested by Remi Olsen Largo: Whoa! Yer' loaded!!!!! - Suggested by Rapp Scallion Once dragged out of the tunnels at the end of Monkey Island 2. Guybrush: Oooooh the Mean Whirling Buccaneer! - Suggested by Mark o'connor Guybrush & the Woodsmith Guybrush: Oh, shutup. Woodsmith: Hey, you started it. - Suggested by Joe Guybrush to Lechuck A dolly? The surprise is a dolly? - Suggested by Joe Lechuck and Guybrush LeChuck: We are bound to one another. Guybrush: Like dreadlocks? LeChuck: Yes, rather like that. But more like...brothers! Guybrush: Eh? - Suggested by Joe Guybrush and the Librarian in Monkey2 Librarian: "What's your name?" Guybrush: "Guybrush Threepwood." Librarian: "Guybrush, is that french?" Guybrush: "Actually it's fiction." - Suggested by Phil Crawford Guybrush looking on the chest standing on the floor in Elaines room: It's very impolite staring in womans chest. - Suggested by Szymon Bronkowski The lady on the call box in Monkey 2 Guybrush: i'm lost in the Inky Island Jungle in Monkey 2 Lady: Just walk off the edge of the screen - Suggested by Kira Butler Mad Marty: Can I change the numbers on your food stamps?!?! - Suggested by Kira Butler Guybrush(from mainmast on ship): What I wouldn't give for a water-balloon right now. - Suggested by Mark Miller Guybrush in Monkey 2 when you click on PULL,and then click on the skeleton in the prison. "No thanks, he's not my type." - Suggested by Arron@UK Guybrush in Monkey 2: I'll be BACK! - Suggested by Sheldon Peters In the starting part of Monkey Island 2 LeChuck's Revenge, where Guybrush is hanging helplessly in the pit. When Elaine climbs down to investigate she finds Guybrush and they have a little conversation... Elaine Marley: Well, well, well. Elaine Marley: Guybrush Threepwood. Elaine Marley: You do turn up in the strangest places. Guybrush Threepwood: Err... Guybrush Threepwood: Hi, Elaine. Guybrush Threepwood: Do you think you could help me out? Elaine Marley: How did you get into this mess? Guybrush Threepwood: It's kind of a long story. Elaine Marley: That's OK, I've got time. Guybrush Threepwood lets out a sigh. Guybrush Threepwood: Well, it all started on Scabb Island. Guybrush Threepwood: Some of my admiring fans had pressured me into telling my LeChuck evaporating story once again... - Suggested by Zhin Tombstone Quote from Monkey2 "Kiss me, I've got scurvey!" - Suggested by Noah Berry Guybrush and the Lookout On a Dead Pirates Tomb in Monkey 2 Kiss me, I've got scurvy - Suggested by Jenni Stern Password Man: What d´you want, kid? Guybrush: Havce you ever heard the legend of the mighty Guybrush? *SLAM* Guybrush: Well...don´t you want to hear it again? - Suggested by Govenor Phatt Guybrush and Herman Toothrot on Dinky Island Herman: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree? Guybrush (after around 80 other answers): All colors? Herman: Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you? Guybrush: That philosophy isn't woth my time. Herman: I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point. - Suggested by Infidel Largo and Guybrush on the bridge outside Woodtick Largo: HA! Scream all you want, there are no police on Scabb Island. Guybrush: Then who eats all the doughnuts and roughs up the transients? - Suggested by Jake Rodkin Guybrush in Monkey 2: I came all this way to see you.... at least get me a beer! - Suggested by Captain Loogie
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