The Monkey Island SCUMM Bar:

Elaine in a bad mood.
LeChuck.
The undead.
Porcelain.

2. What does Stan use for a desk in his insurance office?

Guybrush's discarded coffin.
His own coffin.
The raised platform on which his coffin was resting.
He brings out his own desk. Presumably from the same place he got a water cooler and file cabinets.

3. How does Elaine save Guybrush's life in the opening sequence in CMI?

She sinks LeChuck's ship with a well-placed cannonball.
She throws her sword at a skeleton who is creeping up on Guybrush from behind.
She shoots LeChuck's sword out of his hands when he attacks Guybrush.
She shoots LeChuck himself.

4. What is not one of Guybrush's "guesses" as to the Secret of Monkey Island?

"That they have to shoot the dog at the end"?
"That hot dogs taste better cold"?
"That the guy's girlfriend is really a man"?
"That 'Rosebud' is a sled"?

5. Who says this: "You must be Seersucker Skip Rackum's cousin! How are Muffy and the twins?"

The Voodoo Lady.
Wally.
The cabana boy.
No one says that. The author dreamed it all up.

6. What did Wally the cartographer order from the Voodoo Lady?

A love bomb.
A love potion.
Some lip bomb..er...balm.
A new monacle.

7. What are the aspirations of the three men Guybrush meets on Melee Island?

They want to start up a circus.
They want to sell him souvenirs.
They want to become pirates, too.
Nothing. They're just waiting for the SCUMM Bar to re-open.

8. What, apparently, is Haggis McMutton's greatest fear?

Cutthroat Bill.
Head lice.
Mice.
His former Captain, Big Jake McJuggernaut.

9. Where did Mr. (Rum) Rogers die?

At sea.
In bed.
In his bathtub.
In his car.

10. What is Guybrush doing on the box art of Monkey Island 2?

Rushing forward, holding a sword and looking a bit nervous.
Holding his head and grimacing in pain.
Climbing into the crow's nest while brandishing a large diamond ring.
What's he doing there?? He's the main character! Sheesh! Who else should be there?