The Monkey Island SCUMM Bar:

1. What is the answer to this insult: "I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!"

I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
You make me think somebody already did.
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

2. What is the color of the Storekeeper pants?

Black
Grey
Blue
None of the above

3. The Secret of Monkey Island™ is written and programmed by?

Ron Gilbert, Dave Grossman and Tim Schafer
Ron Gilbert, Sean Clarck and Tim Schafer
Ron Gilbert, Aric Wilmunder and Wallace Poulter
None of the above

4. What's in the keg of the pirates of low moral fiber?

Rum and Grog
Jam and Grog
Soda and Rum
None of the above

5. How much money Fettucini brothers pay to Guybrush to get inside the cannon?

478 pieces of eight
376 pieces of eight
568 pieces of eight
453 pieces of eight

6. In the map of the Scabb Island how many places can we visit?

3
4
5
6

7. How much money Guybrush receive from the Bartender (Scabb Island)?

400 pieces of eight
420 pieces of eight
430 pieces of eight
None of the above

8. How many pirates can we swordfight with?

9
8
7
6

9. What is the answer to this insult: "Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!"?

Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated
Too bad they're all fabricated
If you don't count all the ones you've dated
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide

10. What is the color of the hat of Dingy Dog™?

Green
Grey
Blue
Brown