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The SCUMM Bar Quiz #20

Date Added - 15th February 20,000,000,000 BC (Thursday)
Insult Questions by Largo of Largo's Monkey Island Site.

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1. MI1: What is the answer in the insult "Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!"?

So you got that job as janitor, after all.
First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
He must have taught everything you know.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

2. MI1: What is the answer in the insult "You fight like a dairy farmer"?

I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

3. MI1: What is the answer in the insult "Only once I have met such a coward!"?

He must have taught everything you know.
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
You make me think somebody already did.

4. CMI: What is the answer in the insult "Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!"?

When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
I look THAT much like your fiancee?
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.

5. CMI: What is the answer in the insult "Killing you would be justifiable homicide"?

I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Too bad they're all fabricated.
Oh, that is so clich!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

6. CMI: What is the answer in the insult "I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!"?

You would have, but you were always running away.
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

7. CMI: What is the answer in the insult "Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!"?

With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
You would have, but you were always running away.
Too bad they're all fabricated.

8. EMI: What is the answer in the insult "Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!"?

Ungh... From the size of your gut, I'd guess they were eaten.
Ohh... It's to bad none of them are in your arms.
I would if it would stop your WINE-ING.
Ungh... Yeah, but we've both got better bladder control than you do.

9. EMI: What is the answer in the insult "Aagh... Hey, look over there!" ?

Oh... So THAT'S why you're scratching... I'd go see a vet.
Yes, yes, I know, it's a three headed monkey.
Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
He must have taught you everything you know.

10. Insults were planned for one Monkey Island game, but never included. Which?

MI1
MI2
CMI
EMI