Back in the day, we did quizzes. Here is a legacy quiz.

The SCUMM Bar Quiz #21

Date Added - 17th May 2001
Questions & Answers by Huz.

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1. Whose multitude of romantic novels, available from the Phatt Island library, does Guybrush take a particular dislike to?

Elaine Marley
Melanie Leary
Bills & Moon
Jenny Sward

2. At all the high-society fish fries, what's the standard response to a cheap sexual innuendo?

Giggle.
Equally cheap response.
Mindless retort.
Witty reposte.

3. According to Guybrush, what would you see a picture of if you looked up "empty" in the dictionary?

A hut in the cannibal village.
Largo's head.
The Goodsoup family crypt.
Kate's ship.

4. What is LeChuck's storage room in his fortress full of, apart from TNT?

Dynimite.
Dynamite.
Dynomite.
Dynermite.

5. On his journey to LeChuck's fortress, what does Guybrush have to eat in order to stay alive?

Snake tails and cat knuckles.
Live eels and beetles.
Bat lungs and eel bladders.
Monkey eyes and dog nostrils.

6. One of the items in the International House of Mojo can cure people of this, but Guybrush doesn't need it because he "doesn't have that problem any more."

Poor dress sense.
Fear of porcelain.
Inability to talk to women.
Head lice.

7. "If you can't say something nice, you're not supposed to say anything at all. Much less..."

Give a whole LECTURE.
Write a whole BOOK.
Set up a whole WEB SITE.
Make a whole POSTER.

8. Which film does Rapp Scallion seem to have been watching?

Total Recall
True Lies
Die Hard III
Terminator II

9. Who was a bad dog, so his owners are glad he's dead?

Nibbles
Schubert
Walt
Old Blind Pew

10. Finally, how much profit can you make from a win at the 'casino' on Phatt Island, if you take the money?

60 pieces o' eight
59 pieces o' eight
100 pieces o' eight
99 pieces o' eight