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The SCUMM Bar Quiz #3

Mega Monkey 1 Quiz - All questions from Monkey 1

Date added - 12th May 1999

Questions supplied by Mr Fossey!

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1. (Easy one) What was the name of the hermit who lived off Melee Island called?

Meathook
Meathead
Cannonball head
Chrome Dome

2. What was the name of his talking tatoo?

Billy
Joe
Roger
Larry

3. What is the correct response to "I've spoken to apes more polite than you"?

"Just wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me."
"Glad to hear you attended your family reunion."
"What's politeness got to do with it? I'm a PIRATE!"
"I am rubber, you are glue."

4. What is the correct response to "My name is on feared on every dirty corner of this island" (as spoken by the Sword Master)?

"Even BEFORE they smell your breath?"
"Too bad no ones ever heard of YOU at all."
"So you got that job as a janitor after all."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

5. What was the name of the ship Stan sells to Guybrush?

The Sea Monkey
The Mega-Monkey
The Mad Monkey
The Floating Deathtrap

6. Which one of these was NOT a ship "add on" that Stan tried to sell you?

Porthole defoggers
Elevator made from burgundy wine casks
Anti barnacle finish
Velour sail covers

7. How did Herman Toothrot claim his companion died?

He hung himself at the prospect of being stuck with Herman for the next twenty years.
LeChuck captured him and made him his first mate.
The cannibals came for him.
He died tragically trying to put up a swing.

8. After you've blown up your ship using the rock and wood scultpure on Monkey Island, what does Guybrush say if you use the spyglass to look where it sunk?

"Funny the ship's dissapeared. Hope they haven't left without me."
"Wow! That was a one shot in a million."
"There's floating debris where my ship used to be."
"Take that mutinus swine!"

9. (Tough one) Who made the totem pole outside the entrance to the Giant Monkey Head (the one you have to get the monkey to swing on to open the gate)?

Red Skull
Bignose
Sharptooth
Lemonhead

10. What was the name of the "evil" spirit that is left behind after LeChucks ship leaves Monkey Island (the guy who tells you where the wedding is)

Larry
Joe
Bob
He never says