Oh, shut up!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Believe it or not, Stephen Lavelle might have come up with the answer. 1*1018 kg of wood would be chucked on maximum efficiency. Talk about cocktail party conversation topic.

Comment from ErnilPherianath

That is basic. I'm sure i've solved that one time or another in my life...

Posted Sep 23, 2003

Comment from Gabez

Pfft, yeah, surely *everyone* knows that.

Posted Sep 24, 2003

Comment from Murray's other Half

That guy is such a moron. I mean, I browsed some more of his site, and "How to Write Music in 250 Easy Steps"... I mean, what a waste of time is that!!!

Posted Oct 03, 2003