The Monkey Island SCUMM Bar: The Machine!

Remember our old Insult Swordfighting game? Well, it's now back with a vengeance! Fully animated and dynamic and what not, you can now fight the machine, and if you're logged in with your SCUMM Bar account, be listed on the Top Swordfighter list. Think you've got what it takes? Now's your chance to prove it here!

The game has been tested with Internet Explorer and Mozilla on Windows, and Safari on the Mac. Any other browsers may not display the game correctly.

Also, big round of applause for Gabez' four points.

Posted Sep 26, 2003

I was just warming up. Then I completed it. ; Really, it was too easy. We'll just have to make it a bit harder next time eh?

Posted Sep 26, 2003

I know for a fact that you cheated. ;

Posted Sep 26, 2003

A *fact*? I assure you that I did not!

Posted Sep 26, 2003

Whee! 31 for now (without cheating). Fun game :)

Posted Sep 26, 2003

Two? TWO?!?
DAMNIT!!!!

Posted Sep 26, 2003

...although to be fair I did have to try six or seven times before I could get them all. :~

Posted Sep 27, 2003

Saving the scores? Thats excellent! my anal-retentivity will be preserved for all time until the next downtime.

Posted Sep 27, 2003

" ...although to be fair I did have to try six or seven times before I could get them all. :~"

And you cheated too!

Posted Sep 27, 2003

So cruel! ;~

Posted Sep 27, 2003

It's quite good, but far to much on one screen... u have to go thru like 5 pages of answers just to search forthe right one... bit annoying.
I didnt get very far, so do the insults get removed after u use them?

Posted Sep 28, 2003

Yeah, they do, making it "easier" as you progress.

Posted Sep 28, 2003

I am the champions of the world!

Posted Sep 28, 2003

wahey, 12... i mean... um...30

Posted Sep 28, 2003

Yeah, so anyway...

Posted Sep 29, 2003

I really don't see how it could be more obvious than "Up" and "Down".

Posted Sep 29, 2003

I was expecting big arrows like in the game.

Posted Sep 29, 2003

I love it, and I've tried to challenge some of my friends, but for some reason they just don't want to.

Posted Oct 03, 2003

#45

Posted Oct 07, 2003

i wanna take u to a gay bar gay bar gay bar

Posted Oct 08, 2003