In my defense (or defence or whatever FFS. Actually, no - this really pisses me off. The fact that American and British spellings are different - I am FFS WHO CARES - it's not "easier" or more "logical". I mean Americans say gotten FFS, a word that died out in Britain and which you now only find in Shakespeare and shit. But it's not like if you say gotten in Britain everyone will be all "uh?". Like, fries aren't called Chips in Britai - fries are called fries, like when they're thin, and chips are just thicker - okay so they're not crisps, but that's a different in what you call a snack FFS, there are a million different brands with different names all over the world so why the hell should anyone care about chips or crisps or whatever? AND PEOPLE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OF IT. It also really annoys me when people are like "British is a different language from American!!11" - er, no, twatface; french and Japanese are different langiages, British and American are the SAME. They just have colloquial differences, like every language. That's not to say that someone in the North of France won't understand someone in the South - or the North of England won't understand a Sourther. And that's another thing! I hate it when people are all "ooh, northerners are so different" FFS it takes like 24 hours to fly around the world - despite what the Ancient Greeks though, this spinning globe we're all on is pretty small, so FFS everyone should stop thinking we're all so different. I mean who the hell cares what country you come from, anyway? It doesn't make you any different. That's just racism.) I was very drunk when I was in that video. That sentence would have made a lot more sense if I hadn't ranted in parentheses half-way through.
Posted May 19, 2004