Swab the poop-deck (hurhur "poop")

Because of course talking for a whole day as a pirate just simply wasnt enough, the little pirate people have extended this years Talk like a Pirate day to cover the whole weekend! That means that the new date to mark in your diaries is September 17th, to end on the 19th. If you manage to converse in pirate idiom all through that time, then itll be an impressive feat indeed. Youll also probably drive friends and family completely around the bend, but hey, thats half the point right?