Swab the poop-deck (hurhur "poop")
Because of course talking for a whole day as a pirate just simply wasn’t enough, the little pirate people have extended this year’s Talk like a Pirate day to cover the whole weekend! That means that the new date to mark in your diaries is September 17th, to end on the 19th. If you manage to converse in pirate idiom all through that time, then it’ll be an impressive feat indeed. You’ll also probably drive friends and family completely around the bend, but hey, that’s half the point right?