ArrWeve teamed up with the folks over to to bring you quite possibly the greatest competition of your life. Ever.

We all know the ridiculous amount of pirate slang words now we want you to add to the unofficial pirate dictionary by making up new words, together with definitions.

The winner will get a signed copy of Well Blow Me Down!, a 120 page pirate handbook filled with facts, fun and frolics, complete with groovy cover art and an introduction by the vulnerable Pulitzer Prize winning author Dave Barry, all courtesy of the Talk Like a Pirate Weekend people. The signed copy will no doubt be worth something in a few years time, and the book itself is definitely an essential purchase for any self-respecting Monkey Island fan!

The losers will be made to walk the plank, or possibly just be forced to buy the book from Amazon or, preferably, the site store.

This is a great way to celebrate this years Talk Like A Pirate Weekend, and everyone who enters is in with a good chance of entering, so please spread the word about the competition and the site.

For a full list of terms and conditions, plus to see how you can actually enter, check out the competition page!

Good luck!