Happy Festivus!

Ah yes, it's that time of year again. Snow is falling, Perry Como is on the radio every other minute, and everybody seem to like eggnog all of a sudden. This can only mean one thing - it's time for Festivus - a holiday for the rest-uv-us! And true to tradition, we open the day with the airing of grievances. First out is Gabez, addressing the Monkey Island community as a whole. (If you are a sensitive and easily offended person you might not want to read this. You have been warned!)