Deranged fan builds Monkey Island

Roy Smith, 52, has built a scale model of Monkey Island and some of the surrounding islands in his back garden, reports The SCUMM Bar. "It's always been my dream to be Guybrush Threepwood, and last night that dream became a reality", quivered Mr Smith. "All it took was some papier-mch, a few fake palm trees and ten years of tender loving care". It is unknown at this point whether the islands will be open to the public, but we'll keep you posted on developments as they happen.

(APRIL FOOLS JOKE)