LeChuck's Revenge

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Books...



Adult Entertainment
"Zelda Carbuncle Tells All"
Memoirs Of A Woman Of Dubious Pleasure.



Animatronics
"Animatronics"
By Walt Whimsy
It's technical stuff, I can't understand a word of it.



Animatronics
"Under The Surface"
By Walt Whimsy
It's technical stuff, I can't understand a word of it.



Annotation
See Footnoting



Archaeology
"X Never Marks The Spot"
By I. Jones



Art
"Vagueness As An Art Form"



Art/philosophy
"Idealism Or Surrealism?"
Philosophy/art Textbook.



Beverages
"Beverages For Everyone"
You know, I don't believe there's a man, woman, or child alive who doesn't occasionally enjoy a lonely beverage.



Big Whoop
See Treasure



Biography
"Both Hands Empty"
The Herman Toothrot Story.



Biography
"Both Hands Moving"
The Stan Story.



Biography
"Both Heads Empty"
The Fettucini Brothers Story.



Biography
"A Fistful Of Barnacles"
Journal Of Captain Twiddlymore



Biography
"Lick The Silver Spoon"
By L. Phatt



Biography
"Me And Blackbeard"



Biography
"The Time I Blew Up Lechuck"
Questionable Memoirs Of Guybrush Threepwood
I can't believe I'm reading my own memoirs.



Biography
"Yikes!"
Memoirs Of Captain Gilbert
Yikes!



Body
"Unusual Birthmarks"



Breakfast
"Breakfast At Meathook's"



Business
"How To Make Friends And Influence People"
By Bluebeard



Cannibalism
"How To Serve Your Fellow Man"
By Lemonhead
Yikes!



Cannibalism
See Also: Self-Help



Catalogs
See Subheadings



Cheese
"Guide To Cheeses Of The World"
Reference



Children's Books
"The Sinister Beast Under The Bed"
Hmm... Good bedtime reading…



Children's Books
"Treasury Of Pirate Children's Stories"



Circuses
"Alfredo And Bill's Excellent Adventure"
Fiction



Circuses
"Damn The Human Torpedo"
The Origin Of The Human Cannonball Trick.



Classics
"Great Expectorations"
By Captain Loogie
This is very...



Collectables
"Junk, Junk, And More Junk"
A Guide To Collectable Memorabilia.



Cooking
"Noteworthy Pirate Foods"
Hey, it's blank!



Cooking
"Viscous Fluids You Can Make At Home"



Crafts
"Crochet Eyepatches For Fun And Profit"



Cross-Reference
See Referential Obscurantism



Cryptography
"The Code In My Nose"
Unique Message Drops Through History.
Sounds uncomfortable.



Dewey Decimal System
See Organizational Schema



Disasters
"Great Shipwrecks Of Our Century"
From The Lime-Life Disaster Series.
Says here the Mad Monkey sank at ??N, ??W.



Disease
"Fascinating Facts About Scurvy"



Disease
"Shipboard Diseases"
Gross.



Dogs
"Dog English Dictionary"
Reference
It says here that "Arf has twenty-seven meanings in Dog.



Education
"Preparing For The Pirate Aptitude Test"
By S. Karpman



Entertainment
"Quiet On The Set"



Entymology
"Tomato Worms"
An Owner's Manual



Entymology
"Origins Of Pirate Words"
It says here that most pirate lingo can be traced to Phoenician restroom grafitti.



Eyesight
Vision



Farthington Dynasty
Games



Fashion
"Summer Swashbuckling Fashions"
Three Years Of The Popular Periodical



Fiction
"E-Ticket"



Fiction
"Five More Than I Needed"



Fiction
"Hedgehog Days"



Fiction
"Not So Much As A Doubloon"
An Anthology Of Short Fiction



Fiction
"Very, Very Short Stories"
Yep, these are short all right.



Finance
"Easy Ways To Make Money"



Fish
"Big Book Of Fish"
Illustrated Guide To Fish Of The World.
It`s a bunch of neat pictures of fish.



Fishing
"Limpit Fishing: The Lost Art"



Food
"I Married A Muenster"
By S. Cheese



Food
"Life-Size And Larger"



Food
"Rats As A Protein Source"
Ick.



Food
See Also: Cannibalism



Footnoting
See Vicious Pedantry



Games
"Hal Barwood On Monkey 2"
A Critical Review.
"Less is more, guys!"



Games
"Fan-Tan Fanatic"
By Elroy T. Funbun



Games
"King Of Shuffleboard"
An Account Of The Farthington Dynasty.



Genealogy
"My Mother The Cart"
Strange But True Tales.
This is creepy!



Genetics
"How To Make A Jackalope"
I wonder how they get them to cooperate?



Geometry
"Properties Of The Elliptic Hyperboloid"
It`s technical stuff, I can`t understand a word of it.



Ghost Pirate Lechuck
"When I Blew Up Lechuck"
One Of Threepwood's Worst.
The catalog was right, this IS pretty bad.



Ghost Pirate Lechuck
"Where I Blew Up Lechuck"
One Of Threepwood's Worst.
The catalog was right, this IS pretty bad.



Ghost Pirate Lechuck
"Why I Blew Up Lechuck"
One Of Threepwood's Worst.
The catalog was right, this IS pretty bad.



Godiva, Lady
"The Shirt Off My Back"
Biography, See Also Adult Entertainment
Darn, no pictures.



Grave Robbing
"Popular Punishments For Grave Robbers"
Yikes!



Grog, Addiction To
"I Am Blackbeard's Liver"
The Horrifying True Story Of A Confessed Grogaholic
Just say no to grog.



Groupings
See Catalogs



Headings
See Cross-Reference



History
"Careful With Those Cannonballs!"
Legend Of The Glass-Bottomed Armada
"Careful With Those Cannonballs!"



History
See Also: Scabb Island



Hogwash
"Rememberance Of Molly"



Humor
"Bad Puns For Bad Pirates"
By N. Falstein
heh.



Humor
"Dumb Pirate Jokes"



Humor, Gallows
"So You're Going To Be Executed
Gulp.



Ice Cream
"Pirates' Favorite Ice Cream Flavors"
Hmm, Pistachio Dryrot, Salmonella Chip, Grog 'n' Cream…



Idols
"Tikis Of The South Pacific"
Reference



Igloos
"Igloo Construction Made Easy"



Imaginary Numbers
"The New Tax Laws"
Light Fiction.
It`s a bit dry, and I don't like the ending.



Indexes
See Indices



Indian Burns
"How To Give Great Indian Burns"



Indices
See Titles



Inferiority
"The Complex Complex"



Internal Revenue Service
See Imaginary Numbers.



Jackalope
See Genetics



Jello
"The Story Of Jello"



Jellyfish
"Our Spineless Cousins"



Justice
"Kangaroo Court"
Critique Of The Modern Judicial System.



Juvenile Behavior
"Cow-Tipping Enthusiast"
Collected Essays On Form And Style.



Karate
See Martial Arts



Karma
"My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma"
See Also: Philosophy
I think philosophy stuff is just a waste of time.



Keelhauling
"Keelhauling: Methodology And Practice"



Ketchup
See Vegetables



Kidneys
"The Little Organ That Could"
Pop-Up Book Of Kidney Functions.
There are little pop-up kidneys in it!



Kleptomania
"Kleptomania"
It Says Here That Kleptomania Is The Nigh-Irresistable Compulsion To Take Anything Not Nailed Down.
Hmmm…



Labyrinths
See Zip Codes



Language
"Hip Lingo For Pirates"
A Dictionary Of Modern Slang Terms.
Hmmm...



Lice
"Louse Ranching For Fun And Profit"



Lunch
"Afternoon At Meathook's"
Fascinating…



Lyrics
"Rock And Raunch"
Banned Record Albums Of The Past Decade.
I don't see what's so bad about these lyrics.



Magic
See Voodoo



Manatees
"Damp Damsels Of The Deep"



Manatees
"The Sailor And The Sea Cow"
-- A Fable



Martial Arts
"Theory And Practice Of Bone Breakage"
Hey, this guy's only a PINK belt!



Mathematics
"Cubic Lemniscate Formulas"
Boy, is this stuff boring.



Maze Construction
See Annotation



Military
"The Steath Sailor: Why It Won't Sail"



Money
"Make Easy Money At Home"
It says I should send in two dollars for details.



Mountains
"The Majesty Of The Sierras"
Sierras? Majestic? I think not.



Music
"Elvis Lives"
Predictions Of Future Music By Nottruedamus



Music
"Grammy Award Winners Of The Renaissance



Music
"Volume First"



Music
"World's Worst Pirate Songs"
Hey, "A thousand bottles of beer on the wall."



Music
"Xylophone For Beginners"



Mystery
"How Much Wood?"
From The Woodchuck Mystery Series.
I think the butler did it.



Narcissism
"Feeling Good About Narcissism"
The 'about the author' part goes almost the whole way through the book.



Narcolepsy
"Confessions Of A Narcoleptic
Boy, what a sleeper.



New Age
"Dynanetics By L. Ron Gilbert"
Who does this guy think he is, anyway?



Night
"Sounds Under The Bed"



Noises
"A Definitive Guide To Cartoon Noises"



Noogies
"How To Give Great Noogies"



Normality
"A White Picket Fence"
Sociological Study.



Noses
"Honk If You Have To"
Colds, Allergies, And Other Ailments.



Nostalgia
"Soda Fountains Of My Youth"
By Ponce De Leon
Boy, does this guy ever wan to relive his childhood.



Numerology
"Numerology For Beginners"



Nylon
"Uses Of Nylon By Pirates"



Obesity
"More Of Me To Love"
By L. Phatt



Obscenity
"&$*#!"
Symbolic Equivalents Of Obscene Words And Phrases.
This stuff is really repulsive!



Okra
"My Favorite Gumbo Recipes"
See Also Food.



Olives
"Scourge Of The Pizza"
Examination Of Forced Olive Consumption



Optimism
"There's Always A Rainbow"
I hate people who write books like this.



Orangutans
"Our Hairy Cousins"
I have a lot of cousins like that…



Organizational Schema
See Labyrinths



Origami
"Paper Buffalo"
Advanced Origami Designs.
"Paper Buffalo"



Orthapedics
"Hear The Sound Of My Feet Talking"
It`s about zen orthopedics or some such foolishness.



Philosophy
"Deliberance"
A Philisophical Treatise.



Philosophy
"Rastafarian Philosophy"
I don't get it.



Pillaging
"All About Pillaging"
From The Popular How-To Series



Pillaging
"Masters Of Pillaging"
Interviews With Some Of The Best.
Wow!



Piracy
"Pirating Primer"
For The Novice Pirate.
This is about something called "software" piracy.



Poetry
"Three Sheets To The Wind"
Poetry By Pirates.
This is some of the worst poetry I've ever read.



Quotations
"Famous Pirate Quotations"
Quotations:
"Aaarrrrrrrg!"
"Happiness is a warm Manatee."
"Kiss me, I've got scurvy."
"Mouthwash? We don't need no stinking mouthwash!"
"Violets are blue, roses are red...
We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead."
Pirates:
-Barney Gout
-Commander Buttonhead
-Fester Leach
-Old Skunk-Eye
-Rapp Scallion



Ranching
See Lice



Recipes, Voodoo
"The Joy Of Hex"
101 Essential Voodoo Recipes.
I think it`s meant for advanced voodoo practitioners.



Recursion
See Recursion



Referential Obscurantism
See Groupings



Romance
"Amour's Agonizing Adieu"
By Melanie Leary
Argh!



Romance
"Desire's Distasteful Denouement"
By Melanie Leary
Dumb!



Romance
"Fascination's Final Frenzy"
By Melanie Leary
Fiddle-sticks!



Romance
"Love's Lingering Lassitude"
By Melanie Leary
Truly disgusting.



Romance
"Next To Nothing"
By E. Marley, an account of her time with Guybrush Threepwood.
If you can`t say something nice, you're not supposed to say anything at all. Much less write a whole BOOK.



Romance
"Passion's Persistent Presence"
By Melanie Leary
Why would she write this?



Romance
"Romance's Wretched Residue"
By Melanie Leary
Ridiculous!



Romance
"Sin's Sordid Swan Song"
By Melanie Leary
Stupid!



Romance
"Yearning's Yellowing Yesterdays"
By Melanie Leary
Yuck!



Sailing
"If I Only Had A Drain"
Perils Of Showering Aboard Ship



Sailing
"Safe Sailing"



Salmon
"Lox And Locks"
Modern Problems Facing Salmon.



Scabb Island
"Scabb Island History"
An Introduction
Says here that Scabb was first settled as a quarantine island for skin diseases.
It later became a haven for pirates because of it`s distinctive lack of authority figures.



Self-Help
"Pirates Who Love Too Much"



Self-Help
"Not Eating People And Feeling Good About It"
Confessions Of An Ex-Cannibal



Sharks
"Killers Of The Deep"
A Study Of Caribbean Sharks.



Shipbuilding
"Modern Shipbuilding"
By G. Steele



Shipwrecks
Disaster



Sin
"The Hidden Sins Of Calculus"
Boy, this is reactionary!



Sin
"Top Seven Deadly Sins"
'Sloth' is my favorite.



Slang, Pirate
"Shiver My Timbers"
See Also: Language
"Yarrrr, matey." I wonder if anyone really talks like this.



Sociology
"Social Darwinism And Social Disease"
Comparative Social Theory.
An interesting comparison.



Solitaire
"A Million And One Ways To Play Solitaire"
By Herman Toothrot
What a rip.



Spiritual
"Gift Of The Lizard People"



Spiritual
"Over The We're's Nest"



Stupidity
"Walk Thru Walls: The Intelligence Avoider"
An Analysis Of The System, Pat Pending.
I certainly don't need this...



Subheadings
See Maze Construction



Subtraction
"Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Partner"
It`s technical stuff, I can`t understand a word of it.



Surgery
"Operating Without A Net"
Techniques For Safe Surgery.
It says to always use latex gloves.



Tattoos
"Why Chicks Dig Tattoos"
Hmm... Maybe I should get one.



Tattoos
"Tattoo-Related Skin Infections"
Hmm... Maybe I shouldn't get one.



Tattoos
"A Child's First Book Of Tattoos"
Aw, the teddy bear is cute!



Tea
"Tea Party Massacre"
By Louisa De La Cruz
"Tea Party Massacre"



Theater
"Beyond Hearts And Question Marks"
Shadow Puppetry For The Two-Hook Pirate



Three-Headed Monkey
"The Pride Of Loch Ness"
This guy thinks the legendary Three-Headed Monkey is actually the son of the Loch Ness Monster.



Titles
See Headings



Toast
"Thirty Things That Taste Terrific On Toast"



Toenails
"Modern Toenail Collector"
Periodical Compendium.
It`s a bunch of clippings from some magazine.



Toys
"Collectable Toy Trucks"
Here's an interesting one: the Junior Ultra Soldier Commando Assault VehicleTM.



Travel
"The Caribbean On No Dollars A Day"
A Pirate Handbook



Treasure
"Big Whoop: Unclaimed Bonanza Or Myth?"
It says here there were four pirates:
Rapp Scallion (the cook)...
...Young Lindy (the cabin boy)...
...Mister Rogers (the first mate)...
...and Captain Marley.
They buried their treasure along with plenty of booby traps on a place believed to be called Inky Island.
They made a map which they divided into four pieces, each man taking one.
Rapp Scallion later opened the Steamin' Weenie Hut on Scabb Island.
It was a huge success but fell into disrepair after Rapp was killed in a flash fire.
Young Lindy drifted aimlessly, down on his luck until he mysteriously came into money while panhandling on Booty Island.
He used the cash to bankroll an advertising firm which failed after it's gross mishandling of the Gangrene 'n' Honey account.
Mister Rogers retired off the coast of Phatt Island.
He marketed homemade contest grog brewed in a bathtub until his recent disappearence.
Captain Marley vanished while sailing in the America's Cup race.
His boat was leading at the time.



Tree Surgery
"Anaesthetics For Deciduous Trees"



Trilogies
"Why People Shouldn't Write Trilogies"
By Simon Finkleberth



Trilogies
"Why People Won't Read Trilogies"
By Simon Finkleberth



Trilogies
"Why People Write Trilogies Anyway"
By Simon Finkleberth



Tripe
"Dessert Recipes For Tripe Lovers"
Ick.



Ulcers
"Why You Shouldn't Worry About Ulcers"



Umbrellas
"Giant Umbrellas And Other Bits Of Art"
Sounds dangerous.



Underpants
"Wedgies; Harmless Fun Or Sadistic Torture?"
It says here that the wedgie was once used as a law enforcement practice.



Vegetables
"Vegetables Children Will Eat"
That's odd, it claims ketchup is a vegetable.



Vicarious Living
"Popular Spectator Sports"
I can't find stoat wrestling in here.



Vices
"101 Vices"
By J.P. Ampleform
Hey, only 30 to go!



Vicious Pedantry
See Dewey Decimal System



Violins
"Thirty Non-Musical Uses For Your Violin"
Wow, I bet that WOULD keep the cats away…



Viruses
"Things You Can Catch By Reading A Library Book"
Uh, oh…



Vision
"Patches"



Volcanoes
"Warm All Year Round"
Real Estate Handbook.



Voodoo
Recipes, Voodoo



Vulgarity
"Gross Things To Say At Parties"
--snicker--
I especially like the one about sauerkraut.



Waiting
"Is It Soup Yet?"
A Jillion Things To Do While Waiting In Line.



Wallpaper
"Anywhere But My Room"
Designs Featuring Cute Cartoon Characters.



Wallpaper
"Impact Of Yellow On Small Children"
Psychological Study.



Wallpaper
"Living In Lime"
One Thousand Lime Green Designs
Ick.



Waltzes
"Dancing On Three Legs"



Warthogs
"The Misunderstood Pet"



Wealth
"Opulence As A Social Art"
By L. Phatt



Wild Animals
"Meet Mr. Tiger"
Pop-Up Book.
Neat, the pictures pop up.



Wine
"Sniffing The Cork"
How-To For The Wine Snob.



Woodworking
"Out On A Plank"



Xanthippe
"Life Cycle Of The Shrew"



Xenophobia
"Hey You Kids, Get Off Of My Lawn"



Xylophone
Music



Yacht Clubs
"Pirate's Guide To Caribbean Yacht Clubs"



Yachting
"All You Need Is The Cap"
Yachting On Land.



Yaks
"The Yak Is Slow But The Earth Is Patient"



Yawning
"The Yearn To Yawn"
Psychological Study Of Yawn Envy



Yeti
"Interview With A Snowman"



Yiddish
"Feh, And Other Useful Terms"
Reference
"Feh, and Other Useful Terms"



Yo-Yos
"At The End Of The Rope"
Yo-Yo Politics.



Yo-Yos
"Bouncing And Behaving"
Intermediate Yo-Yo Tricks.
"Bouncing and Behaving"



Yo-Yos
"Spinning At The End Of The String"
Yo-Yo Philosophy



Yodeling
"Yodeling From The Top Of The Lungs"
A Study Of Yodelling As An Offensive Weapon.



Yorkshire Pudding
"Not Quite Really Pudding"
Articles And Recipes.
"Not Quite Really Pudding"



Zinjanthropus
"Pirates Of The Pleistocene"



Zip Codes
See Indexes



Zippers
"Zipper Theory"



Zirconium
"The Most Beautiful Element"



Zoology
"Just One Of The Primates"



Zoology
"Zoo Animals More Intelligent Than Humans"
It's too thick, I don't have time to read it.