The Monkey Island SCUMM Bar: The Curse of Monkey Island

The Curse of Monkey Island

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RUM ROGERS' RUM SURPRISE
1 barrel rum
2 flasks rum, warmed
1 jigger rum
3 shots rum
1 tsp. vermouth
Cilantro
Combine all ingredients. Season with rum to taste. If vermouth is not available, substitute with rum.

YELLOW BEARD'S BABY
1 jigger vodka
1 jigger rum
Juice of 3 lemons
5 ml phenylalanine
Cilantro
Shake well with ice.

THE BLOODY STUMP
3 cups rum
2 tsp. sodium pentathol
1 jigger gin
1 jigger vermouth
3 cups tomato sauce
Cilantro
Blend all ingredients in lead container. Serve warm, with the half of one raw potato as garnish.

THE BLUE WHALE
1 jigger gin
1 jigger whiskey
1 jigger vodka
1 jigger grenadine
1 jigger paste
Green dye #2
Yellow dye #5
Cilantro
Add soda. Mix with hook.

PHLEGM AND TONIC
Combine 1 part Yellow Beard's Baby
with 1 part Blue Whale.
Mix until mucus-green in color.
Add cilantro.

THE BLOATED TICK
1 cup tequila
2 tbsp. maple syrup
1 lb. sugar
Juice of 1 salmon (boned)
5 tsp. curry powder
2 beets
Cilantro
Drink tequila. Combine and discard remaining ingredients.

SWAMP ZOMBIE
1 bucket mud
1 jigger whiskey
2 tsp. iron filings
1 bat
2 egg whites
Dash of Mocha
9 mg. penicillin
Dash of Snot
Cilantro Mix well. Serve over ice.

APPENDIX A
A Pirate's First Hangover Cure
Clears foggy heads!
One (1) egg
Pepper
Hair of the dog that bit 'ya
ALCOHOL-SENSITIVE PATIENTS:
Consult a physician before using.
Do not mix with alcohol before operating rudders or other heavy machinery. Causes extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme...
...extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme, extreme drowsiness.

APPENDIX B
Cirrhosis: Know the signs
by Captain William W.
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- General unpleasant feeling
- Death
If symptoms persist, treat with alcohol.

APPENDIX C
Blondebeard's Top Secret Biscuit Recipe
2 cups flour
2 eggs
1 tsp. yeast
Cilantro
Add fly larvae to taste.
Courtesy of the editor's friend's aunt, who was charged 500 pieces of for a 'complimentary' copy of the recipe, and has distributed it for free in retaliation.

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